A witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! Bring out your dead! And what do you burn apart from witches? Oh, cut your own head off! Who are the Britons? Right. Right. I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
How do you do, good lady? I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Who's castle is that? You're a looney. Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point. Well? Oh, yeah. True. Uhh... He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp. I'm thirty-seven.
Yes, I have. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin! Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here. Oh! How d'you do?
Just a flesh wound. Order, eh? Who does he think he is? Heh. A witch! A witch!
Man! What? Help! Help! I'm being repressed! If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force! No, I've got to go to the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today. Augh, we didn't! We didn't... It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. Bring out your dead! Nine pence.
Yapping on all the time. Lead! Lead! If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood. Oh, yeah. Oh. Bravely ran away, away. Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?! Uh, but you are dressed as one. A scratch? Your arm's off! We found them. I have to push the pram a lot.
I can't take him. Arthur, this is the Holy Grail. Here's one. Be quiet! I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! Please!
Oh, King, eh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By 'anging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If there's ever going to be any progress with the-- Yes, do us all a favor! Come here!
Who leaps out? You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.