gifsthatkeepongiving / I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.

A witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! Bring out your dead! And what do you burn apart from witches? Oh, cut your own head off! Who are the Britons? Right. Right. I am Arthur, King of the Britons.

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4 years ago by prosthetic_conscience / $0.00

How do you do, good lady? I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Who's castle is that? You're a looney. Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point. Well? Oh, yeah. True. Uhh... He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp. I'm thirty-seven.

4 years ago by unfortunate_conflict_of... / $0.00

No one lives there. Umm!

4 years ago by thorough_but_unreliable / $0.00

I'm not dead!

4 years ago by little_rascal / $0.00

'cause they're made of... wood? Aagh!

4 years ago by reformed_nice_guy / $0.00

What? Pull the other one!

4 years ago by charitable_view / $0.00

Yes, I have. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin! Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here. Oh! How d'you do?

4 years ago by long_view / $0.00

Just a flesh wound. Order, eh? Who does he think he is? Heh. A witch! A witch!

4 years ago by now_look_what_youve_mad... / $0.00

Man! What? Help! Help! I'm being repressed! If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force! No, I've got to go to the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today. Augh, we didn't! We didn't... It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. Bring out your dead! Nine pence.

4 years ago by space_monster / $0.00

Yapping on all the time. Lead! Lead! If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood. Oh, yeah. Oh. Bravely ran away, away. Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?! Uh, but you are dressed as one. A scratch? Your arm's off! We found them. I have to push the pram a lot.

4 years ago by bad_for_business / $0.00

The Britons.

4 years ago by shoot_them_later / $0.00

I can't take him. Arthur, this is the Holy Grail. Here's one. Be quiet! I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! Please!

4 years ago by just_another_victim_of_... / $0.00

Oh, King, eh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By 'anging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If there's ever going to be any progress with the-- Yes, do us all a favor! Come here!

4 years ago by congenital_optimist / $0.00

Who leaps out? You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.

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