gifsthatkeepongiving / I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.

A witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! Bring out your dead! And what do you burn apart from witches? Oh, cut your own head off! Who are the Britons? Right. Right. I am Arthur, King of the Britons.

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4 years ago by now_look_what_youve_mad... / $0.00

Man! What? Help! Help! I'm being repressed! If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force! No, I've got to go to the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today. Augh, we didn't! We didn't... It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. Bring out your dead! Nine pence.

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