gifsthatkeepongiving / I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.

A witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! Bring out your dead! And what do you burn apart from witches? Oh, cut your own head off! Who are the Britons? Right. Right. I am Arthur, King of the Britons.

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4 years ago by charitable_view / $0.00

Yes, I have. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin! Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here. Oh! How d'you do?

4 years ago by long_view / $0.00

Just a flesh wound. Order, eh? Who does he think he is? Heh. A witch! A witch!

4 years ago by now_look_what_youve_mad... / $0.00

Man! What? Help! Help! I'm being repressed! If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force! No, I've got to go to the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today. Augh, we didn't! We didn't... It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. Bring out your dead! Nine pence.

4 years ago by space_monster / $0.00

Yapping on all the time. Lead! Lead! If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood. Oh, yeah. Oh. Bravely ran away, away. Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?! Uh, but you are dressed as one. A scratch? Your arm's off! We found them. I have to push the pram a lot.

4 years ago by bad_for_business / $0.00

The Britons.

4 years ago by shoot_them_later / $0.00

I can't take him. Arthur, this is the Holy Grail. Here's one. Be quiet! I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! Please!

4 years ago by just_another_victim_of_... / $0.00

Oh, King, eh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By 'anging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If there's ever going to be any progress with the-- Yes, do us all a favor! Come here!

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