gifsthatkeepongiving / I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
A witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! Bring out your dead! And what do you burn apart from witches? Oh, cut your own head off! Who are the Britons? Right. Right. I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
How do you do, good lady? I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Who's castle is that? You're a looney. Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point. Well? Oh, yeah. True. Uhh... He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp. I'm thirty-seven.