gifsthatkeepongiving / I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
A witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! Bring out your dead! And what do you burn apart from witches? Oh, cut your own head off! Who are the Britons? Right. Right. I am Arthur, King of the Britons.