WastedGifs / This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

Be quiet! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Does wood sink in water? Burn her! Well, how did you become King, then? And this one's for your dad!

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4 years ago by sacrificial_victim / $0.00

Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Oh, yeah, I agree with that. Oh, I don't think so. Not only by surprise, but totally unarmed!

4 years ago by its_character_forming / $0.00

Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point. But then of course, uh, African swallows are non-migratory. So, why do witches burn? Yes.

4 years ago by attitude_adjuster / $0.00

My liege! We don't have a lord. Oh, yeah. Oh. Yeah! I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective. 'Course it's a good idea! Behold! I'm not dead! Yes.

4 years ago by lacking_that_small_matc... / $0.00

Chicken! What a strange person. Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken, to have his kneecaps split and his body burned away And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin! I have to push the pram a lot. I dunno. Must be a king. Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!

4 years ago by what_are_the_civilian_a... / $0.00

I am your king! If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail.

4 years ago by jaundiced_outlook / $0.00

He buggered off. And the hat, but she is a witch! Have at you! No. Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a! Ooh! Old woman! You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do? It's a fair cop. That is your purpose, Arthur: the quest for the Holy Grail.

4 years ago by lacking_that_small_matc... / $0.00

You don't vote for kings. Yes! Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system. It's only a model.

4 years ago by prosthetic_conscience / $0.00

Yeah! Now, this is your last chance. I've been more than reasonable.

4 years ago by tactical_grace / $0.00

You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do? A blessing! A blessing from the Lord! And don't apologize. Here's one. Well, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place. No. What?

4 years ago by tactical_grace / $0.00

Yes. Yeah, a bit. Burn her anyway! Apples! Well, I didn't vote for you. Aagh! I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Come on, you pansy! He says they've already got one!

4 years ago by charming_but_irrational / $0.00

Well? I'm not dead! Aagh! Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?! And you. Oh, quick! Get the sword out. I want to cut his head off!

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