Be quiet! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Does wood sink in water? Burn her! Well, how did you become King, then? And this one's for your dad!
You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do? A blessing! A blessing from the Lord! And don't apologize. Here's one. Well, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place. No. What?