Be quiet! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Does wood sink in water? Burn her! Well, how did you become King, then? And this one's for your dad!
Yes. Yeah, a bit. Burn her anyway! Apples! Well, I didn't vote for you. Aagh! I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Come on, you pansy! He says they've already got one!