Be quiet! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Does wood sink in water? Burn her! Well, how did you become King, then? And this one's for your dad!
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Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point. But then of course, uh, African swallows are non-migratory. So, why do witches burn? Yes.
My liege! We don't have a lord. Oh, yeah. Oh. Yeah! I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective. 'Course it's a good idea! Behold! I'm not dead! Yes.
Chicken! What a strange person. Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken, to have his kneecaps split and his body burned away And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin! I have to push the pram a lot. I dunno. Must be a king. Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
I am your king! If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail.