Be quiet! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Does wood sink in water? Burn her! Well, how did you become King, then? And this one's for your dad!
My liege! We don't have a lord. Oh, yeah. Oh. Yeah! I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective. 'Course it's a good idea! Behold! I'm not dead! Yes.