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gifrecipes / It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!

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4 years ago

Burn her! You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me? Well, we did do the nose. Did you dress her up like this? Who leaps out?

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4 years ago by prime_mover / $0.00

No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment. Who's that, then? More witches! I move for no man. And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off... I have to push the pram a lot. You'll what? That is why I am your king!

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4 years ago by not_invented_here / $0.00

More witches! Right. All right.

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4 years ago by tactical_grace / $0.00

What? No, they'd have to have it on a line. I feel fine! Old woman! Look, my liege! What do you mean? ...but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting...

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4 years ago by wisdom_like_silence / $0.00

I think I'll go for a walk. What are you going to do, bleed on me? Oh, let's be nice to him. I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master. A scratch? Your arm's off! He says they've already got one! Did you dress her up like this? He beat a very brave retreat... We do routines and chorus scenes With footwork impeccable. We dine well here in Camelot. We eat ham and jam and spam a lot. Augh, we didn't! We didn't...

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