gifrecipes / It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!

Burn her! You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me? Well, we did do the nose. Did you dress her up like this? Who leaps out?

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4 years ago by wisdom_like_silence / $0.00

I think I'll go for a walk. What are you going to do, bleed on me? Oh, let's be nice to him. I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master. A scratch? Your arm's off! He says they've already got one! Did you dress her up like this? He beat a very brave retreat... We do routines and chorus scenes With footwork impeccable. We dine well here in Camelot. We eat ham and jam and spam a lot. Augh, we didn't! We didn't...

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