gifrecipes / It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
What? No, they'd have to have it on a line. I feel fine! Old woman! Look, my liege! What do you mean? ...but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting...