wholesomegifs / Now, this is your last chance. I've been more than reasonable.

Just a flesh wound. What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers? The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land? Oh! Well, what are you, then? Oh, let's be nice to him. We're Knights of the Round Table. We dance whene'er we're able.

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4 years ago by shoot_them_later / $0.00

Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point. You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight. Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off! Who leaps out? Tell us! Tell us! Man! Yes, do us all a favor! Look! Camelot! I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king-a?!

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