wholesomegifs / Now, this is your last chance. I've been more than reasonable.

Just a flesh wound. What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers? The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land? Oh! Well, what are you, then? Oh, let's be nice to him. We're Knights of the Round Table. We dance whene'er we're able.

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4 years ago by shoot_them_later / $0.00

Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point. You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight. Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off! Who leaps out? Tell us! Tell us! Man! Yes, do us all a favor! Look! Camelot! I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king-a?!

4 years ago by zero_credibility / $0.00

Not at all. See you on Thursday. Yes. Halt! Come here!

4 years ago by lapsed_pacifist / $0.00

I am your king! I can't take him. Now look here, my good man... Well, he will be soon. He's very ill. Mind your own business! I'm thirty-seven. What makes you think she is a witch? King of the who? It's only a model.

4 years ago by lacking_that_small_matc... / $0.00

I'm not interested! Build a bridge out of her.

4 years ago by highpoint / $0.00

I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy. Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. Right! Arthur, King of the Britons, your Knights of the Round Table shall have a task to make them an example in these dark times. Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical! Well, why not? Not only by surprise, but totally unarmed!

4 years ago by lacking_that_small_matc... / $0.00

And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off... Well, he will be soon. He's very ill. She has got a wart. Yes, do us all a favor! You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship: a self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes-- Yes. Oh, let's be nice to him. I did say 'sorry' about the 'old woman', but from the behind you looked- Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

4 years ago by long_view / $0.00

Oh, yeah. Oh. Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest.

4 years ago by space_monster / $0.00

Right. Right. You're a looney. No. Build a bridge out of her. Thppppt! Aaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaah!

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