slygifs / So, they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway.

What makes you think she is a witch? Well, I can't just call you 'Man'. I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!

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4 years ago by problem_child / $0.00

I dunno. Must be a king. Uh, very small rocks! What? Every time I try to talk to someone it's 'sorry this' and 'forgive me that' and 'I'm not worthy'. Bravely ran away, away. And you. Oh, quick! Get the sword out. I want to cut his head off! Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations. I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old. Uh, but you are dressed as one. Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest.

4 years ago by just_read_the_instructions / $0.00

No, I've got to go to the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today. You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy. I don't want to go on the cart! Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper!

4 years ago by full_refund / $0.00

So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through...

4 years ago by nervous_energy / $0.00

What are you doing in England? Shut up, will you? Shut up! Oh, yeah, I agree with that. Uh, churches! Churches! I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my court at Camelot. Pull the other one! You liar! Look! Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt! You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?

4 years ago by inappropriate_response / $0.00

I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch. Nine pence. I move for no man. Well, why not? Old woman! Here is a duck. Use this duck. Do they hurt? The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then. What?

4 years ago by credibility_problem / $0.00

We've got a witch! I dunno. Must be a king. It's a busy life in Camelot. Cherries! Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?! Now look here, my good man... Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone? Aaaagh!

4 years ago by but_whos_counting / $0.00

Please! Please, good people. I am in haste. Who lives in that castle? The pond! Throw her into the pond! Uh, gra-- gravy!

4 years ago by uninvited_guest / $0.00

I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective. Come here! I don't want to go on the cart! Look, my liege! Oh, Dennis, forget about freedom. Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Have at you!

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