slygifs / So, they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway.

What makes you think she is a witch? Well, I can't just call you 'Man'. I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!

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4 years ago by inappropriate_response / $0.00

I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch. Nine pence. I move for no man. Well, why not? Old woman! Here is a duck. Use this duck. Do they hurt? The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then. What?

4 years ago by credibility_problem / $0.00

We've got a witch! I dunno. Must be a king. It's a busy life in Camelot. Cherries! Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?! Now look here, my good man... Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone? Aaaagh!

4 years ago by but_whos_counting / $0.00

Please! Please, good people. I am in haste. Who lives in that castle? The pond! Throw her into the pond! Uh, gra-- gravy!

4 years ago by uninvited_guest / $0.00

I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective. Come here! I don't want to go on the cart! Look, my liege! Oh, Dennis, forget about freedom. Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Have at you!

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