slygifs / Do they hurt?
4 years ago

Um, l-- look, i-- i-- if we built this large wooden badger... Yes, do us all a favor! Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about... Every time I try to talk to someone it's 'sorry this' and 'forgive me that' and 'I'm not worthy'. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail. Be quiet!

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4 years ago by well_i_was_in_the_neigh... / $0.00

Well? Yes! But then of course, uh, African swallows are non-migratory. I dunno. Must be a king. I feel happy. I feel happy. Aaaagh! Then I dub you 'Sir Bedemere, Knight of the Round Table'.

4 years ago by just_read_the_instructions / $0.00

This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes. Umm! He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp.

4 years ago by thorough_but_unreliable / $0.00

More witches! Looks like there's dirty work afoot. Please! Chicken! Right. All right. I feel fine! Help! Help! I'm being repressed! She has got a wart.

4 years ago by arrested_development / $0.00

I am your king! Sir! I have a plan, sir. He beat a very brave retreat... I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! Come, Patsy. A witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her!

4 years ago by misophist / $0.00

And therefore? I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my court at Camelot. Does wood sink in water?

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