slygifs / Do they hurt?
4 years ago

Um, l-- look, i-- i-- if we built this large wooden badger... Yes, do us all a favor! Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about... Every time I try to talk to someone it's 'sorry this' and 'forgive me that' and 'I'm not worthy'. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail. Be quiet!

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4 years ago by zealot / $0.00

Shut up, will you? Shut up! They dressed me up like this. I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old. I'm not! Victory is mine! The pond! Throw her into the pond! Well, he will be soon. He's very ill. Not at all. See you on Thursday. Yes, do us all a favor! Man!

4 years ago by sanctioned_parts_list / $0.00

Yes, I see. Look, my liege! Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? Well, you could say 'Dennis'. When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Does wood sink in water? I feel happy. I feel happy. Thursday.

4 years ago by zealot / $0.00

They dressed me up like this.

4 years ago by well_i_was_in_the_neigh... / $0.00

Well? Yes! But then of course, uh, African swallows are non-migratory. I dunno. Must be a king. I feel happy. I feel happy. Aaaagh! Then I dub you 'Sir Bedemere, Knight of the Round Table'.

4 years ago by just_read_the_instructions / $0.00

This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes. Umm! He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp.

4 years ago by thorough_but_unreliable / $0.00

More witches! Looks like there's dirty work afoot. Please! Chicken! Right. All right. I feel fine! Help! Help! I'm being repressed! She has got a wart.

4 years ago by arrested_development / $0.00

I am your king! Sir! I have a plan, sir. He beat a very brave retreat... I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! Come, Patsy. A witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her!

4 years ago by misophist / $0.00

And therefore? I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my court at Camelot. Does wood sink in water?

4 years ago by different_tan / $0.00

He says they've already got one!

4 years ago by little_rascal / $0.00

He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin Well, he will be soon. He's very ill. Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. Right. Right. Shut up! What a strange person. What do you mean? And the hat, but she is a witch! Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.

4 years ago by uninvited_guest / $0.00

We haven't got enough mud. ...but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major-- Well, we did do the nose. Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. ...by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,... What are they? If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood. Here's one.

4 years ago by a_momentary_lapse_of_sa... / $0.00

Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together?

4 years ago by irregular_apocalypse / $0.00

I think I'll go for a walk. Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science? You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship: a self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes-- Come here! We've found a witch! Oh, yes. It's very nice. Yes! Oooh.

4 years ago by a_momentary_lapse_of_sa... / $0.00

Aaagh! Aaaagh! We've found a witch! Man. Sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there? What happens now? Aaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaah! Very good. We shall use my largest scales. Come on, then. I did say 'sorry' about the 'old woman', but from the behind you looked-

4 years ago by in_one_ear / $0.00

The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land? Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper! Right! Arthur, King of the Britons, your Knights of the Round Table shall have a task to make them an example in these dark times. ...by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,... My liege! I would be honored. That is why I am your king! He hasn't got shit all over him. Bring her forward.

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