Um, l-- look, i-- i-- if we built this large wooden badger... Yes, do us all a favor! Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about... Every time I try to talk to someone it's 'sorry this' and 'forgive me that' and 'I'm not worthy'. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail. Be quiet!
Shut up, will you? Shut up! They dressed me up like this. I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old. I'm not! Victory is mine! The pond! Throw her into the pond! Well, he will be soon. He's very ill. Not at all. See you on Thursday. Yes, do us all a favor! Man!
Yes, I see. Look, my liege! Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? Well, you could say 'Dennis'. When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Does wood sink in water? I feel happy. I feel happy. Thursday.
Well? Yes! But then of course, uh, African swallows are non-migratory. I dunno. Must be a king. I feel happy. I feel happy. Aaaagh! Then I dub you 'Sir Bedemere, Knight of the Round Table'.
This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes. Umm! He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp.
More witches! Looks like there's dirty work afoot. Please! Chicken! Right. All right. I feel fine! Help! Help! I'm being repressed! She has got a wart.
I am your king! Sir! I have a plan, sir. He beat a very brave retreat... I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! Come, Patsy. A witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her!
He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin Well, he will be soon. He's very ill. Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. Right. Right. Shut up! What a strange person. What do you mean? And the hat, but she is a witch! Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
We haven't got enough mud. ...but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major-- Well, we did do the nose. Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. ...by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,... What are they? If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood. Here's one.
Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together?
I think I'll go for a walk. Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science? You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship: a self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes-- Come here! We've found a witch! Oh, yes. It's very nice. Yes! Oooh.
Aaagh! Aaaagh! We've found a witch! Man. Sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there? What happens now? Aaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaah! Very good. We shall use my largest scales. Come on, then. I did say 'sorry' about the 'old woman', but from the behind you looked-
The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land? Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper! Right! Arthur, King of the Britons, your Knights of the Round Table shall have a task to make them an example in these dark times. ...by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,... My liege! I would be honored. That is why I am your king! He hasn't got shit all over him. Bring her forward.