slygifs / Do they hurt?
4 years ago

Um, l-- look, i-- i-- if we built this large wooden badger... Yes, do us all a favor! Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about... Every time I try to talk to someone it's 'sorry this' and 'forgive me that' and 'I'm not worthy'. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail. Be quiet!

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4 years ago by a_momentary_lapse_of_sa... / $0.00

Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together?

4 years ago by irregular_apocalypse / $0.00

I think I'll go for a walk. Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science? You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship: a self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes-- Come here! We've found a witch! Oh, yes. It's very nice. Yes! Oooh.

4 years ago by a_momentary_lapse_of_sa... / $0.00

Aaagh! Aaaagh! We've found a witch! Man. Sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there? What happens now? Aaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaah! Very good. We shall use my largest scales. Come on, then. I did say 'sorry' about the 'old woman', but from the behind you looked-

4 years ago by in_one_ear / $0.00

The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land? Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper! Right! Arthur, King of the Britons, your Knights of the Round Table shall have a task to make them an example in these dark times. ...by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,... My liege! I would be honored. That is why I am your king! He hasn't got shit all over him. Bring her forward.

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