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4 years ago

Tis but a scratch! I dunno. Must be a king. In that case, I shall have to kill you. In war we're tough and able, quite indefatigable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable. A witch! A witch! I think kill him.

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4 years ago by heresiarch / $0.00

Just a flesh wound. Where'd you get the coconuts? I'm thirty-seven. And this isn't my nose. It's a false one. Thppppt! Oh, yeah. Oh. Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.

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