pic / Chicken!

Tis but a scratch! I dunno. Must be a king. In that case, I shall have to kill you. In war we're tough and able, quite indefatigable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable. A witch! A witch! I think kill him.

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4 years ago by killing_time / $0.00

Well, now, uh, Lancelot, Galahad, and I, uh, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French, uh, by surprise. Uh, very small rocks!

4 years ago by zealot / $0.00

No, it floats! It floats!

4 years ago by heresiarch / $0.00

Just a flesh wound. Where'd you get the coconuts? I'm thirty-seven. And this isn't my nose. It's a false one. Thppppt! Oh, yeah. Oh. Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.

4 years ago by a_series_of_unlikely_ex... / $0.00

He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king-a?! Umm!

4 years ago by just_another_victim_of_... / $0.00

There are ways of telling whether she is a witch. You don't vote for kings. And don't apologize. He buggered off. 'cause they're made of... wood?

4 years ago by cargo_cult / $0.00

Victory is mine! Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?! What? What a strange person.

4 years ago by its_character_forming / $0.00

I never! So he has. He's scarpered.

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