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4 years ago

Well, this is a temperate zone. Oh, there you go bringing class into it again. Chicken! Come on, you pansy! I think I'll go for a walk. Well, we all are. We are all Britons, and I am your king.

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4 years ago by excuses_and_accusations / $0.00

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Aagh! Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

4 years ago by awkward_customer / $0.00

Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Not at all. See you on Thursday. Tell me. What do you do with witches? What are you going to do, bleed on me? Oh, King, eh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By 'anging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If there's ever going to be any progress with the-- Oh, yes. It's very nice. I'm getting better! Well, we did do the nose. Come on, then. You don't vote for kings.

4 years ago by shoot_them_later / $0.00

Thursday. Then you shall die. Well, I can't just call you 'Man'. His head smashed in and his heart cut out. What also floats in water? She turned me into a newt. I'm not dead!

4 years ago by long_view / $0.00

Then who is your lord? Yes, Lord. I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! No. No. Allo! Who is eet? What? A swallow carrying a coconut?

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