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4 years ago

Well, this is a temperate zone. Oh, there you go bringing class into it again. Chicken! Come on, you pansy! I think I'll go for a walk. Well, we all are. We are all Britons, and I am your king.

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4 years ago by xenophobe / $0.00

He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then. And what do you burn apart from witches? You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do? Tell us! Tell us! Shut up, will you? Shut up! Bring out your dead! Nine pence. Look! She turned me into a newt. Well?

4 years ago by excuses_and_accusations / $0.00

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Aagh! Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

4 years ago by awkward_customer / $0.00

Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Not at all. See you on Thursday. Tell me. What do you do with witches? What are you going to do, bleed on me? Oh, King, eh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By 'anging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If there's ever going to be any progress with the-- Oh, yes. It's very nice. I'm getting better! Well, we did do the nose. Come on, then. You don't vote for kings.

4 years ago by shoot_them_later / $0.00

Thursday. Then you shall die. Well, I can't just call you 'Man'. His head smashed in and his heart cut out. What also floats in water? She turned me into a newt. I'm not dead!

4 years ago by long_view / $0.00

Then who is your lord? Yes, Lord. I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! No. No. Allo! Who is eet? What? A swallow carrying a coconut?

4 years ago by injury_time / $0.00

I think kill him. I'm averting my eyes, O Lord. Bring out your dead! Nine pence. We do routines and chorus scenes With footwork impeccable. We dine well here in Camelot. We eat ham and jam and spam a lot. What? Ridden on a horse?

4 years ago by sanctioned_parts_list / $0.00

Well, I didn't vote for you. And don't apologize.

4 years ago by arrested_development / $0.00

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system. King of the who? Oh, Dennis, forget about freedom. It's a fair cop. Look, I'll have your leg. He buggered off.

4 years ago by congenital_optimist / $0.00

Be quiet! Right. I'll do you for that! It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. Oh, yeah, I agree with that. Are you sure he's got one? It's only a model. Now, this is your last chance. I've been more than reasonable. If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force! If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail.

4 years ago by misophist / $0.00

Do they hurt? You'll what? Arthur! Arthur, King of the Britons! Well, u-- um, can we come up and have a look? Good Sir Knight, will you come with me to Camelot and join us at the Round Table? The nose? Well, you could say 'Dennis'. Who leaps out? Right! Yeah! Yeah! Lead! Lead!

4 years ago by dont_try_this_at_home / $0.00

Yes, I see. Oh, yeah, I agree with that. It's a fair cop.

4 years ago by zealot / $0.00

Man! I move for no man. Yes, do us all a favor! We burn her! Right! Yeaaah! Yeaah! Run away! Thppppt!

4 years ago by well_i_was_in_the_neigh... / $0.00

Come on, then. Come on, you pansy! You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship: a self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes-- Aaaagh! No one lives there. Are there?

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