Well, this is a temperate zone. Oh, there you go bringing class into it again. Chicken! Come on, you pansy! I think I'll go for a walk. Well, we all are. We are all Britons, and I am your king.
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Well, I didn't vote for you. And don't apologize.
Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system. King of the who? Oh, Dennis, forget about freedom. It's a fair cop. Look, I'll have your leg. He buggered off.
Be quiet! Right. I'll do you for that! It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. Oh, yeah, I agree with that. Are you sure he's got one? It's only a model. Now, this is your last chance. I've been more than reasonable. If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force! If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail.
Do they hurt? You'll what? Arthur! Arthur, King of the Britons! Well, u-- um, can we come up and have a look? Good Sir Knight, will you come with me to Camelot and join us at the Round Table? The nose? Well, you could say 'Dennis'. Who leaps out? Right! Yeah! Yeah! Lead! Lead!
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