So, they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway. We're opera mad in Camelot. We sing from the diaphragm a lot. What? 'cause they're made of... wood?
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This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes. I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! Well, now, uh, Lancelot, Galahad, and I, uh, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French, uh, by surprise. Oh, let's be nice to him. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin! Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen.
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