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4 years ago

So, they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway. We're opera mad in Camelot. We sing from the diaphragm a lot. What? 'cause they're made of... wood?

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4 years ago by a_momentary_lapse_of_sa... / $0.00

I have to push the pram a lot. Bread!

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4 years ago by charming_but_irrational / $0.00

When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.

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4 years ago by excuses_and_accusations / $0.00

Shut up, will you? Shut up!

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4 years ago by nervous_energy / $0.00

No. Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a! Well, how did you become King, then? The pond! Throw her into the pond! But then of course, uh, African swallows are non-migratory. Oh, there you go bringing class into it again. We found them. Uh, very small rocks!

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4 years ago by charitable_view / $0.00

This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes. I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! Well, now, uh, Lancelot, Galahad, and I, uh, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French, uh, by surprise. Oh, let's be nice to him. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin! Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen.

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4 years ago by only_slightly_bent / $0.00

You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy.

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