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loadingicon / Man. Sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?

4 years ago

I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. Yes, I have. Help! Help! I'm being repressed! Who art thou? No one lives there. So be it! I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail. Oh, yeah. Oh.

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4 years ago by reformed_nice_guy / $0.00

The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt! Yes, he is. Thursday. A witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! What is your name? If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood. Yapping on all the time.

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