loadingicon / Man. Sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?

I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. Yes, I have. Help! Help! I'm being repressed! Who art thou? No one lives there. So be it! I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail. Oh, yeah. Oh.

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4 years ago by heresiarch / $0.00

Mud!

4 years ago by reformed_nice_guy / $0.00

The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt! Yes, he is. Thursday. A witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! What is your name? If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood. Yapping on all the time.

4 years ago by resistance_is_character... / $0.00

Augh, we didn't! We didn't... Do they hurt? Now, this is your last chance. I've been more than reasonable. I never! Old woman! I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old.

4 years ago by thorough_but_unreliable / $0.00

Look well, Arthur, for it is your sacred task to seek this grail.

4 years ago by pride_comes_before_a_fall / $0.00

Oh, yeah, I agree with that. So be it! Yes, do us all a favor!

4 years ago by fine_till_you_came_along / $0.00

Burn her! You'll what? ...but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major-- Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine. I can't. More witches! Burn her anyway! Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations. They dressed me up like this. No, no. No, no.

4 years ago by trade_surplus / $0.00

Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine. We burn her! Right! Yeaaah! Yeaah! If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood.

4 years ago by the_precise_nature_of_t... / $0.00

He says they've already got one! A witch! A witch!

4 years ago by attitude_adjuster / $0.00

Oh, Dennis, forget about freedom. Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations. 'cause they're made of... wood? Hey, this one is for your mother! There you go. Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin! Shut up, will you? Shut up! Lead! Lead! Chicken! Oh, yeah, I agree with that.

4 years ago by unwitting_accomplice / $0.00

Yes, do us all a favor! Are there? Tell us! Tell us! Cherries! Yes, he is. Well I got better. Camelot! No, no. No, no. I'm thirty-seven.

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