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Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right? Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! Mind your own business! Oh, Dennis, forget about freedom.

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4 years ago by i_blame_the_parents / $0.00

I'm not dead! Man. Sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there? I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old. I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! Well, how did you become King, then?

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