gifs / In war we're tough and able, quite indefatigable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable.
4 years ago
No one lives there. Halt! Aaaagh! My liege! I would be honored. Who's that, then? It could grip it by the husk. I fart in your general direction! Help! Help! I'm being repressed! You liar!
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Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off! Throw her into the pond! Lead! Lead! When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. A witch! A witch! So be it! And that, my liege, is how we know the earth to be banana-shaped.
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