No one lives there. Halt! Aaaagh! My liege! I would be honored. Who's that, then? It could grip it by the husk. I fart in your general direction! Help! Help! I'm being repressed! You liar!
Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off! Throw her into the pond! Lead! Lead! When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. A witch! A witch! So be it! And that, my liege, is how we know the earth to be banana-shaped.
Bring out your dead! Nine pence. Yes! Be quiet! He hasn't got shit all over him. Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long. I feel fine! Did you dress her up like this? Bring out your dead! Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper! We have found a witch. May we burn her?
Where'd you get the coconuts? Halt! Who goes there? Pie Iesu domine... I think I'll go for a walk. I don't want to go on the cart! King of the who? Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person.
No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment. I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective. What also floats in water? I'm getting better! I think I'll go for a walk. Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride... to... Camelot! Bravely ran away, away. Oh, yeah, I agree with that.
Then I dub you 'Sir Bedemere, Knight of the Round Table'. Camelot!