FifthWorldPics / I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England! He buggered off. She has got a wart. I am your king! No, they'd have to have it on a line. I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my court at Camelot. How do you do, good lady? I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Who's castle is that? ...but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major-- Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.