It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England! He buggered off. She has got a wart. I am your king! No, they'd have to have it on a line. I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my court at Camelot. How do you do, good lady? I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Who's castle is that? ...but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major-- Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.

What a strange person. Aaaagh! Then you shall die. And the hat, but she is a witch! Oh, yeah. Oh. Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system. Well, when's your next round? Allo! Who is eet?

I'm getting better! I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Well I got better. You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy. Come, Patsy. Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations. Right. Right. Oh, yeah.

Is there someone else up there we could talk to?

Well I got better. Man! Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

Be quiet! Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together? Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long. Well, u-- um, can we come up and have a look? I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets. Where'd you get the coconuts? Yapping on all the time. There are ways of telling whether she is a witch. Right! Charge!

Uh, churches! Churches! Be quiet! I order you to be quiet! Yes, I have. Yes, Lord. What I object to is that you automatically treat me like an inferior! The pond! Throw her into the pond! They dressed me up like this. I'm invincible! Um, l-- look, i-- i-- if we built this large wooden badger... Who's that, then?

Uh, he's already got one, you see. Bravely ran away, away. Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw.

Bring out your dead! I am your king! Shut up, will you? Shut up! When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. He buggered off.