ExpectationVSReality / Fiends! I'll tear them apart!

When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Oh, yeah, I agree with that. Thursday. I'm getting better! We haven't got enough mud.

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4 years ago by prime_mover / $0.00

Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here. Oh! How d'you do? Aaagh! And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged. I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about... Oh, yeah, I agree with that. Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper! I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets.

4 years ago by cargo_cult / $0.00

Bring out your dead! Nine pence. A witch! A witch! Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Right. I'll do you for that! Right! Arthur, King of the Britons, your Knights of the Round Table shall have a task to make them an example in these dark times. Old woman!

4 years ago by subtle_shift_in_emphasis / $0.00

Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken, to have his kneecaps split and his body burned away And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin! Where'd you get the coconuts? Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. Burn her!

4 years ago by determinist / $0.00

Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin. In that case, I shall have to kill you. Pie Iesu domine... Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left. Nine pence. I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch. And that, my liege, is how we know the earth to be banana-shaped.

4 years ago by unwitting_accomplice / $0.00

I'm not dead! Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

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