When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Oh, yeah, I agree with that. Thursday. I'm getting better! We haven't got enough mud.
Victory is mine! Oh, don't grovel! Right! Charge! Right. I'll do you for that! We have found a witch. May we burn her? We burn her! Right! Yeaaah! Yeaah! Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long. Oh, there you go bringing class into it again.
Well, I can't just call you 'Man'. Who's that, then? A scratch? Your arm's off! Aaaaaaaah!
Look, I'll have your leg. What? I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my court at Camelot. That is why I am your king! I dunno. Must be a king. This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes. Well, I can't just call you 'Man'.
Come, Patsy. No, they'd have to have it on a line. Mind your own business!
Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here. Oh! How d'you do? Aaagh! And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged. I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about... Oh, yeah, I agree with that. Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper! I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets.
Bring out your dead! Nine pence. A witch! A witch! Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Right. I'll do you for that! Right! Arthur, King of the Britons, your Knights of the Round Table shall have a task to make them an example in these dark times. Old woman!
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken, to have his kneecaps split and his body burned away And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin! Where'd you get the coconuts? Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. Burn her!
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin. In that case, I shall have to kill you. Pie Iesu domine... Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left. Nine pence. I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch. And that, my liege, is how we know the earth to be banana-shaped.
I'm not dead! Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?