wholesomegifs / Well, we all are. We are all Britons, and I am your king.

Mud! Bread! ...but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major--

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4 years ago by determinist / $0.00

What a strange person. I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my court at Camelot. Now, this is your last chance. I've been more than reasonable. Lead! Lead! Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone? Yes, I have. You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together. Mud!

4 years ago by germane_riposte / $0.00

I feel fine! Be quiet! Not at all. They could be carried. And don't apologize. I am Arthur, King of the Britons.

4 years ago by happy_idiot_talk / $0.00

What are you going to do, bleed on me? They dressed me up like this. Come, Patsy. I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week,... Oh, yeah. Please! Please, good people. I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?

4 years ago by little_rascal / $0.00

A witch! A witch! Run away! Well, do us a favor. I fart in your general direction! Bring out your dead! Nine pence.

4 years ago by sacrificial_victim / $0.00

Not at all. They could be carried. I fart in your general direction! We've got a witch! Be quiet! I think kill him. In that case, I shall have to kill you. Good Sir Knight, will you come with me to Camelot and join us at the Round Table? Uh, but you are dressed as one.

4 years ago by its_character_forming / $0.00

Look, my liege! Yes. Oh, certainly, sir.

4 years ago by lasting_damage / $0.00

Burn her anyway!

4 years ago by appeal_to_reason / $0.00

Well, he will be soon. He's very ill. Umm! Um, l-- look, i-- i-- if we built this large wooden badger...

4 years ago by poke_it_with_a_stick / $0.00

I'm not interested! That's-- that's, uh-- that's enough music for now, lads. And gallantly, he chickened out. If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood. Well, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place. Who art thou? Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper! Thppppt! I feel happy. I feel happy.

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