wholesomegifs / Well, we all are. We are all Britons, and I am your king.

Mud! Bread! ...but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major--

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4 years ago by quietly_confidential / $0.00

My liege! Yes. Are there? Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off! Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen.

4 years ago by sanctioned_parts_list / $0.00

I-- what? Oh, Dennis, forget about freedom. The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. What I object to is that you automatically treat me like an inferior! Well, what are you, then?

4 years ago by awkward_customer / $0.00

Thppppt! Did you dress her up like this? My liege! What happens now? It could be carried by an African swallow! Well, u-- um, can we come up and have a look? Oh, King, eh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By 'anging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If there's ever going to be any progress with the--

4 years ago by trade_surplus / $0.00

Bring out your dead! Come, Patsy. ...but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting... And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged. 'cause they're made of... wood?

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