slygifs / Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.

So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood? I-- what? Aaaagh! What? No, it floats! It floats!

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4 years ago by appeal_to_reason / $0.00

Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood. Halt! Who goes there? Oh, don't grovel! Help! Help! I'm being repressed! Pull the other one! Well, this is a temperate zone. What happens now? And this isn't my nose. It's a false one. Victory is mine!

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