slygifs / Who leaps out?
4 years ago

Very good. We shall use my largest scales. What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers? Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. And what do you burn apart from witches? Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?

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4 years ago by inappropriate_response / $0.00

Well, do us a favor. My liege! I'm averting my eyes, O Lord. Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine. If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood.

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