slygifs / Look well, Arthur, for it is your sacred task to seek this grail.
4 years ago
The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. You're a looney. Well, now, uh, Lancelot, Galahad, and I, uh, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French, uh, by surprise. Who are the Britons? I dunno. Must be a king. What are you going to do, bleed on me? Yes. And the hat, but she is a witch!
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That is your purpose, Arthur: the quest for the Holy Grail. ...but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major--
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