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4 years ago

The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then. I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp. When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, he is. I don't want to go on the cart! Victory is mine!

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4 years ago by reasonable_excuse / $0.00

Who are the Britons? Oh, cut your own head off! Chickennn! The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers? Aaagh! You don't vote for kings. Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone? I am your king! Well, I can't just call you 'Man'.

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