I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master. I did say 'sorry' about the 'old woman', but from the behind you looked- I'm getting better! The nose? Uh, gra-- gravy! Look, my liege! ...but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting... I'm not interested!