gifsthatkeepongiving / In war we're tough and able, quite indefatigable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable.

I don't want to go on the cart! Bread! We found them.

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4 years ago by sweet_and_full_of_grace / $0.00

What are you doing now?! But then of course, uh, African swallows are non-migratory. Oooh. I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master. You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight.

4 years ago by sweet_and_full_of_grace / $0.00

I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!

4 years ago by appeal_to_reason / $0.00

We have found a witch. May we burn her?

4 years ago by little_rascal / $0.00

Apples! Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt! Uh, but you are dressed as one. Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you?

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