gifsound / Right. All right.
4 years ago
I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! Did you dress her up like this?
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And you. Oh, quick! Get the sword out. I want to cut his head off! But then of course, uh, African swallows are non-migratory. Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! In that case, I shall have to kill you. Shut up!
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