gifrecipes / It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
I'm invincible! What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers? Sorry. Look, I'll have your leg. Good Sir Knight, will you come with me to Camelot and join us at the Round Table? Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! I'm not dead! Who's that, then? Cider!