dogpictures / Tell me. What do you do with witches?

One thing I can't stand, it's people groveling. I can't. Run away! Well, do us a favor. His head smashed in and his heart cut out.

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4 years ago by fate_amenable_to_change / $0.00

I'm not interested! In that case, I shall have to kill you. Well, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place. Oh, cut your own head off! Right. Remove the supports!

4 years ago by prosthetic_conscience / $0.00

Well, he will be soon. He's very ill. Oh! ...but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major--

4 years ago by little_rascal / $0.00

Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left. Well, how did you become King, then? Have at you! You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy. Halt! We burn her! Right! Yeaaah! Yeaah! Oh, don't grovel! And the hat, but she is a witch!

4 years ago by sacrificial_victim / $0.00

It could be carried by an African swallow! Well I got better. Then I dub you 'Sir Bedemere, Knight of the Round Table'.

4 years ago by recent_convert / $0.00

Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations. I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! Who's that, then? Well, how did you become King, then? Thppppt! I can't take him. Halt! Who goes there? Bravely ran away, away.

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