brokengifs / We don't have a lord.

Mud! Right. Right. Please! Please, good people. I am in haste. Who lives in that castle? Then I dub you 'Sir Bedemere, Knight of the Round Table'. He hasn't got shit all over him. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin! Thursday.

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4 years ago by peace_makes_plenty / $0.00

I move for no man. I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master. Well, we all are. We are all Britons, and I am your king. Look, stop that. Every time I try to talk to someone it's 'sorry this' and 'forgive me that' and 'I'm not worthy'. Pull the other one! Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point. Camelot!

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