brokengifs / We don't have a lord.

Mud! Right. Right. Please! Please, good people. I am in haste. Who lives in that castle? Then I dub you 'Sir Bedemere, Knight of the Round Table'. He hasn't got shit all over him. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin! Thursday.

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4 years ago by nervous_energy / $0.00

What also floats in water? Please! Please, good people. I am in haste. Who lives in that castle? A scratch? Your arm's off! She turned me into a newt. Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right? And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged. Well, now, uh, Lancelot, Galahad, and I, uh, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French, uh, by surprise. Then you shall die. No, no. No, no. No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.

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