bettereveryloop / Tis but a scratch!

Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Bring out your dead! Nine pence. Shut up, will you? Shut up!

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4 years ago by unfortunate_conflict_of... / $0.00

Who leaps out? More witches! King of the who? Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left. It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England! Look, I'll have your leg. Well, don't. It's like those miserable Psalms-- they're so depressing. Well, I didn't vote for you. And that, my liege, is how we know the earth to be banana-shaped. Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest.

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